Explosions of hops fill the air. An enormous creamy head bursts from the can, and the golden haze of liquid perfection glimmers in your eyes.
Approach with caution—this can of gold is guarded—the vivid sasquatch image a warning to any sip-stealing bandits that a glass of the elusive Off the Topper is not readily shared.
Glorify your hop monster by drinking it from the only properly qualified serving vessel. Warn your friends that if they want a taste, they can get their own!